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Adventures in Masturbation, Part 4

Posted in Masturbation with tags , , , , , , on January 27, 2010 by sexwars

Here’s the thing: men aren’t attractive naked.

I KNOW, Brad Pitt, etc., etc., and hey, I’m pretty fond of the boyfriend naked, too.  But empirically speaking, a naked man is not as attractive as a naked woman.  How many pictures of naked men vs. naked women do you see online?  Exactly.

So…although I know there are exceptions and people like all kinds of things, by and large, women don’t so much care to watch men, especially by themselves.

Which makes my little friend who makes videos of himself masturbating as gifts for women a little…what’s the word?  Unusual?  Odd?  Deluded?  Lucky to have found a subset of the female population that genuinely wants to watch him beat his meat?

He tells me how his girlfriends have asked him for specific things.

“This one, we’re listening to now,”–oh yes, we listen to the audio of his videos during his calls.  Wheels within wheels and all that sort of thing–“this woman wanted to see my asshole while I masturbated.”

“This other one,  that we’ll listen to next, she wanted to watch me fuck my ass with a vibrator while masturbating.”

I’m pondering the physical logistics of that.  I am.  And I say, “Isn’t that difficult?”

And he responds, “I have a studio, what you want to do is get an adjustable microphone stand and attach the vibrator to that, and then you can ease yourself down onto it, and adjust the height to where you need it to be, and then fuck yourself and have your hands free for your cock.”

OBVIOUSLY.